What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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