Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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