"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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