my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
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