I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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