Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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