I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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