its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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