Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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