It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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