Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I am full of burrito and curiosity
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
