I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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