yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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