Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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