we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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