quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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