This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
im holly from the hills drunk
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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