He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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