he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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