He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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