for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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