He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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