Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
