what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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