Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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