You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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