Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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