question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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