Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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