i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i barfeds in our rink
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
