wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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