You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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