I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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