Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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