Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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