Fine. I'll sleep in my office
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
