Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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