I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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