Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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