ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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