omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
i now understand why vodka
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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