It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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