I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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