i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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