oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It's official drugs can't kill me
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Randomize
