Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.