Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(469): View more from Texas

just do it

(1-469): View more from Texas

fine only cuz shes asian

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(586): View more from Michigan

Porn is love you can see.

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(905): View more from Toronto

You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?

(1-905): View more from Toronto

Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again

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(519): View more from Ontario

Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.

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(408): View more from California

No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard

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(937): View more from Ohio

And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there

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