(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.