Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?