how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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