No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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