Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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