The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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