Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
this hospital has no fireball
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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