her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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