how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
They took my balls.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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