5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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