Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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