Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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